Aw, here it goes.
my favorite time of the year ;)
(Source: 90s90s90s)
If you get me chipotle you will get chipotlaid
Today in my history class we were discussing the book we’re reading and my teacher accidentally gave something away from a part we haven’t read yet and he got really upset and started banging his head on the wall and screamed “BAD DOBBY BAD”
(via stars-i-cannotfathom)
the best moment in literary history is by far the time in the odyssey when odysseus and his bros stab polyphemus the cyclops in his eye but he thinks odysseus’ name is “no one” so he thrashes about the cave screaming “NO ONE BLINDED ME!!!” and the other cyclopes are like “oh my god polyphemus SHUT UP”
(Source: astreetcarnamedthetardis, via izabellatatianna)
